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Welcome to the big time, kiddies, where the competition is fierce
and being fabulous has been elevated to an art form. But in order to
play with the players you must dress and act the part to perfection. One thing
about New Yorkers is that they can smell an imposter (more commonly referred to as
‘bridge and tunnel’) a mile away. And they’ll eat you up and spit you out faster than
you can yell "taxi!" Turnover here is exponential in comparison to other cities and getting
a grip on what’s hip, even if you’ve only been MIA for a month, can be a chore.
Because New York is all about being in the right place at the right time...Babe,
it’s crucial... because what may be deemed genius today, could very well be tired by
tomorrow...And if you don’t know where you’re going, you may very well bump into
a gaggle of guidos with tanks and gold chains. So, if you’re not sure you’re up to snuff or consider yourself an old pro...come on in, darling, and see why they call it the city that never sleeps.
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